If Kurt’s this great than his husband must be pretty perfect!
Oh, no! Stop it! Haha.
You’ll love it, actually.
When did I get invited?
It’s a big enough bash to keep a low profile. You’ll see when you get there.
Why go, then?
Even I know that the annual Smythe summer party isn’t an event you want to miss, killer.
Sounds kinda like it is, though. If you’re avoiding people there…
Just know that I will not be partaking in your meat pizza!
More for us.
I will admit there are some failed attempts, but for the most part you can hardly taste a difference.
Some things cannot be substituted, Rachel.
You tried to teach Bentley how to harmonize to Katy Perry.
Do you want to talk about the other things I did?
There is nothing wrong with animal byproduct substitutes!
They taste bad, Rach!
I would enjoy some proper husband time. Sitting in a car just doesn’t do the job.
Hey, hey, hey. I made that car ride very interesting!
I don’t even know what you can order that’s vegan. Sometimes she eats, like… bean sprouts.
They have vegan cheese… I think. I think there’s vegan alternatives to almost everything. …They’re just disgusting.
And like… some vegan stuff for Rachel.
No grossness! Tonight is family night.